While Dr. Strange and the Sub-Mariner are trapped and tortured in his dungeons, the Dread Dormammu enters the cosmic essence of the entity called Eternity-absorbing his infinite power! The Hulk, meanwhile, enjoys a steamy romantic interlude with Umar (really! Would we kid you about a thing like that?)...while, back on Earth, the Silver Surfer-just sort of hangs around at the beach (which, come to think of it, is pretty much what he did last issue). Eisner Award-winners* Keith Giffen, J.M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire are responsible for this travesty...so don't blame us!